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Ann Romney dresses like a trollop for church

I understand that her handlers are trying to dress her to appeal to a certain voting block (pimps and 15 year olds), but good grief! They tried those gawd awful Michelle Obama belts on her and that...

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Drinking unlicensed teen driver kills a man – released to his parents

SANTA ANA – A man died early Sunday after an unlicensed teen driving a minivan struck his car, officials said. Scott Lusk, 28, of Santa Ana was making a left turn about 12:25 a.m. onto Highland Street...

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MIT plan: Deflect killer asteroid with paintballs

It’s not quite as sexy as Bruce Willis with nukes, but humans could save life on Earth from a killer asteroid using paintballs, according to an MIT student. Continue Reading

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Obama Offers Hurricane Amnesty

Capitalizing on any opportunity to grant illegal aliens amnesty, the Obama Administration is using the recent hurricane as an excuse to waive immigration laws, including for violators of student visas...

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Obama’s DOJ, Tucson Unified School District, and ‘Special Master’:Proposed...

A Unitary Status Plan is being proposed to bring an end over the next few years to the longstanding school desegregation case, Fisher, et al., Mendoza, et al. v. TUSD, CV 74-90 TUC DCB.   The parties,...

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Gun found in meat package came from Swift Packing Plant in Greeley

ROSWELL, N.M. — New Mexico authorities say they’re puzzled by what turned up in a package of meat at a Roswell grocery store. Continue Reading FYI: Swift is notorious for hiring Mexican (and now Muslim...

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Two Twenties For Paradise…

Four people — three men and a woman — have been arrested on suspicion of printing and passing counterfeit $20 bills in Teller County. Continue Reading Lovely. I need to go wash my eyes out.

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Bexar set to turn the page on idea of paper books in libraries

Bexar County Judge Nelson Wolff is an unabashed book lover with 1,000 first editions in his private collection, but even he sees the writing on the wall. Paper books have lost their allure, and future...

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D.C. police officer Richmond Phillips

The trial of a former D.C. police officer who is accused of killing his girlfriend and leaving his young daughter to die in 2011 is set to begin Monday. Continue Reading Richmond Phillips Ain’t...

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Johnquavious Hood…

Johnquavious Hood ATLANTA —A man involved in the burglary that led up to a high-profile murder showed up to an Atlanta hospital with six gunshot wounds Tuesday morning. Continue Reading

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Republican Congressional Critter Cotton to Hillary at Benghazi Hearing: ‘I...

What a gawddamn farce. Speaking of bullshit…

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Connersville police officer and his wife face jail time for saving a deer

CONNERSVILLE -A central Indiana couple faces criminal charges tonight for trying to save an injured deer. “I’ve caught a guy that’s killed three people,” explained Connersville police officer Jeff...

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With the help of U.S. taxpayers, Pakistani fertilizer firm to expand in U.S.,...

The Pakistani corporation that has refused the Pentagon’s urgent appeals to control the flow of explosive materials to bomb-makers who kill U.S. troops is expanding its fertilizer manufacturing into...

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Royal Oak commissioner proposing gun rental policy for ranges

SOUTHFIELD, Mich. (WJBK) - Gun ranges are dealing with a problem.  People are going there to die.  Most customers go to them for target practice, but apparently some sick people go to commit suicide....

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7-year-old playing an imaginary game at school gets suspended for real

LOVELAND, Colo. — A 2nd grader has been suspended from school in Loveland for a make believe game he was playing. The 7-year-old says he was trying to save the world. But school administrators say he...

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Obama taps REI chief Sally Jewell for interior secretary

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Sally Jewell, a retail executive and outdoor enthusiast, is President Barack Obama’s pick to oversee the national parks and vast energy reserves on public lands as U.S. interior...

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30 years to learn English?

Thirty years to learn English? No one is buying this nonsense. Nguyen is either an idiot or a liar. Or both. Story Here

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Atlantic City: Begging Requires Permit

Panhandlers in Atlantic City must register for a permit to beg for money on the Boardwalk. This regulation began in 2010 as a result of numerous complaints about aggressive panhandler behavior. NBC10’s...

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Body Parts Found Scattered In The Bronx Believed To Be Missing Mom, Sources Said

Dismembered Tanya Byrd, 45 MORRISANIA — Police believe they have identified the dismembered body found inside bags scattered around a residential Bronx neighborhood Tuesday morning, pairing the...

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A real honey, he is

Darron Lynn Koenig A man attacked city workers with hammers and brandished a knife at police officers on Monday, according to authorities. Friendswood police say they had to use tear gas and a taser...

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